Organized Chaos

It’s been a while. My brain is overflowing. Here we go.

… I recently tried to pay a bill over the phone for a credit card in my wife’s name. I was ready to pay the amount, but I was told that my wife would have to call in to make the payment because they said I couldn’t verify I was her husband. I asked, “How many people call you and want willingly give you (X amount of dollars)?” They still didn’t budge.

… I’ve lived in sometimes cold places such as Colorado and Ohio, but I don’t think there’s a better fall than the one you get here in Florida.

… Speaking of falls, how ’bout that OJ? He may spend the rest of his life in jail after all.

… Why didn’t the government bail us out?

… Gas is $3.25. Time to throw a party.

… With all the pressure of the world, all the bills, all the problems, it’s easy to forget about the simple pleasures. Take some time to get re-aquainted with yours.

… Here was the joke of the day a few weeks back following the Gators’ chocke job against Ole MIss. Someone in the office picked up a Gator football and asked the owner if it was a real game ball. The owner said no but he wished it were. I piped in and said, “If it were a game ball it would come up one yard short every time you throw it.”

… You ever begin to wonder where all the time went?

… I need to get my glasses.

… It really doesn’t matter who wins the presidency. We’ll still battle high gas prices, rising food and energy costs and be right where we are today three years from now. Yay.

… Sarah Palin may not be the most experienced person in the world, but she really doesn’t deserve to be ridiculed at every turn.

… Ball State is in the Top 25 and Florida State isn’t. How’s that for parity?

… Kimbo Slice is overrated. Yet, I don’t think any of us would want to be on his bad side. Oh, and his intro was 10,000 times longer than the match.

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